Kylo Ren

@kylo

Star Wars Parody account



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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
dear diary
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
dear diary
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
*applies black eyeliner*
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
the dark side is the source of my unbelievable power
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
sorry Rey no bottle openers
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
*comes downstairs in pajamas*
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
dear diary
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
dear diary
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
*once used the force to hold the door open for a lady*
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
Rey i see your ship is stuck in a swamp
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
dear diary
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
just to clarify: it is not a blankie
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
i was not crying in the shower
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
dear diary
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
no i don't look "strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark" dad
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
dear diary
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
*answers phone*
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
i wish more words rhymed with darth vader
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Kylo Ren . 5 years ago
current status: if there's a bright center to the universe
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