dear diary

dear diary

*applies black eyeliner*

the dark side is the source of my unbelievable power

mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now

sorry Rey no bottle openers

*comes downstairs in pajamas*

dear diary

dear diary

*once used the force to hold the door open for a lady*

Rey i see your ship is stuck in a swamp

dear diary

just to clarify: it is not a blankie

i was not crying in the shower

dear diary

no i don't look "strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark" dad

dear diary

*answers phone*

i wish more words rhymed with darth vader

current status: if there's a bright center to the universe