The Prisoners
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When I can star reading my bible, I wonder. At what point will the guards look away? I am so hot. There's sweat dripping from my face and my clothes are sticking to my body. I am so uncomfortable.

The Prisoners

When I can star reading my bible, I wonder. At what point will the guards look away? I am so hot. There's sweat dripping from my face and my clothes are sticking to my body.

I am so uncomfortable.

"Five minutes until lights out!" Screams the guard.

"Thank god!" Howls an old woman.

"Praise thy lord!" Roars a teenage boy.

"May Arsenio Hall bless your crop this spring!" I declare.

The room goes silent. Every face in the room turns to look at me.

"What on earth did you just say?" Whispers the guard.

I stare at him, my mouth hanging open. "I, uh- said that Arsenio Hall oughta bless you for the good deed you've just done!"

A hushed gasp fills the air. The guard goes red in the face. He starts walking over to me. I close my eyes and begin to pray to my God.

"On your feet, preacher boy!"

I stand, shaking in my dockers.

"Into the chute!"

My stomach turns sour. "Oh no- please, God no!"

"Let's go!"

I'm prodded in the back with a rifle and directed towards a door in the wall.

"In!"

Tears are streaming down my face as I open the door and sit down on the edge of a silver slide that disappears into the dark.

The guard pushes the bottom of his boot against my back, sending me sliding into the abyss.

I scream all the way down, and after what feels lime five minutes I slam into a soft cushion that absorbs my heavy body. I'm shivering with cold.

Suddenly I see a pair of eyes, then another- and another! My heart sinks as I realize I'm surround my a pack of salivating puppies.

They sniff the air, glance at one another, and suddenly pounce on me one by one and begin feeding! What an unfortunate way to go.

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