Do you think this is fun for me? Writing these little stories? Do you really think I'm enjoying doing this?
Let me tell you what my idea of fun is. In the morning I would rise from bed and not open my eyes.
I would stick my hands out in front of me and tap the walls to find my way around, making sure to NEVER OPEN MY EYES. I would guide myself to the living room and flop down on the couch.
I would find the remote for the TV and turn it on. Once I knew that the TV was on, THEN I would open my eyes.
The reason for all this? I like the idea of waking up and the first thing I see being a TV. I believe that my eyes deserve a constant stream of entertainment.
Anything dull is bad for my mental health.
So now that the TV is on and I'm comfortable, I would select an episode of anything Gordon Ramsay related and watch this until my stomach began to growl.
That is when I would get up and start making breakfast.
Unfortunately, this idyllic scenario must remain a fantasy for the foreseeable future. For now I must tap on the key board of my computer and write little stories.