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A young man finds himself in a cruel battle with some bumble bee's!

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I am being attacked by bee's. It's shocking.

"We gonna kill you!" Whines one of the bee's.

"We gonna turn you into jelly!" Howls another.

"Please don't!" I plead. "Spare me and I shall grant you exotic wishes!"

"Very well! Come with us!"

"Where are we going?"

"To the queen!"

I march for twenty minutes up a steep hill. The bee's have organized themselves into a sphere around my body. There is no chance of escape now.

"Get on your hands and knees and crawl into that cavern!"

I look down and see that there is a small hole in the ground. My stomach squirms.

"Tis' so dark!" I say.

"Ye is observant! Now get going!"

My body barely fits. It's extremely claustrophobic and the sounds of buzzing bees in front and behind is beginning to drive me mad.

"Please! How much further?"

Suddenly there's a booming female voice in front of me.

"I've been expecting ye!"

I can't see anything. It's completely dark, but I can feel goosebumps running up and down my arms.

"What do you want from me?!"

"We noticed your pudgy body going to and from school over the last few weeks. You've put on some weight, eh?"

"My mother keeps me well fed!"

"Indeed. You see, about five days ago someone made the grave mistake of uprooting a nearby collection of flowers that we'd fed from everyday!"

"Tis' a shame!"

"We have not eaten in a very long time!"

"Thy human race shall pay for their crimes!" I say.

"Today may very well be that day." She begins to laugh as all the bees suddenly land on my body and begin chewing at my skin. I scream into the darkness but no one hears.

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