My bearded roommate has returned home. He was away for many months. He got back yesterday and he had a lion over his shoulders.
He told us that he had been in Southern Quebec hunting Tiger, Lion's, and Hippo's. He showed us photos. We were impressed, but also very surprised.
"What an interesting summer you must've had!" I said.
"You're right, Kai! It was really quite the experience! I never dreamt of having such an amazing time!"
"So what did you do with all the animals that you killed?"
"Well Kai, I ate them!" Cheered Tyler, as he slapped his belly. "I also made myself some new shoes and clothing with the pelts! I have a whole closet full of fine new clothes!"
"This is extraordinary! Did no one get upset with you, though?"
Tyler blinked and cocked his head around. He felt threatened. "Why would they get upset, Kai? I- I don't follow."
"Well aren't those animals all endangered? I don't think you're really supposed to hunt them."
"Hey! Listen to me!" Tyler shouted, jabbing his finger into my chest. "I was going to cook us some Hippo Burgers and Tiger Tacos for dinner tonight.
Would you rather I get rid of all that and we had some veggie burgers instead?"
"Hmm, I guess not. I'll stop asking so many questions."
"That's better! Here, put these in the fridge and I'll bring in the new clothes! I made you some Zebra pajamas!" Tyler shouted as he ran out to his car.
I put the fresh meat in the fridge and got ready for a tasty feast.