Grocery Stores Are Scary
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kaiwhite
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Aw man, I've made a huge mistake. I went to the coffee shop and I was going to also go to the grocery store after, but I forgot and went straight home!! Now I have no food and my stomach has begun the rumbling process.

Grocery Stores Are Scary

Aw man, I've made a huge mistake.

I went to the coffee shop and I was going to also go to the grocery store after, but I forgot and went straight home!! Now I have no food and my stomach has begun the rumbling process.

I guess that I gotta walk back and buy myself some food. I need oatmeal, yogurt, bread, beans, avocados, mayonnaise, tortillas and maybe a bag of chips to treat myself.

I hope that the cashier doesn't call the cops on me for being so good at grocery shopping. I think it's one of my greatest strengths.

Most people that I know enjoy lingering around the store and kinda browsing. Not me. I like to know exactly what I want before I get in.

As soon as I'm through those doors I speed walk from shelf to shelf and grab my items. People must be surprised when they see me moving so fast but with such a straight face.

I don't like grocery stores, they make me nervous. The music is usually really bad, but not always.

Occasionally I hear Good Vibrations, which I take as a sign of good luck, but usually it's something annoying. Also the cashiers kinda make me nervous.

I feel like they always look at me as if I'm insane. It's hard to describe but they always look wide eyed and slightly scared. I try to get out of that place as fast as possible.

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