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"If I put the dog in its cage, then maybe I can go and buy nachos without anyone noticing!" "I'll notice," says God.

Foot Rub

"If I put the dog in its cage, then maybe I can go and buy nachos without anyone noticing!"

"I'll notice," says God.

"Well there aint a thing that I can do about that, now is there?!"

"Maybe if you rub my feet then I'll look away for a few minutes..."

"I didn't know that you could be bribed, God!"

"Yah well..."

"Ok, let's see these feet."

A pair of soft, olive coloured feet appeared in front of me.

"Wow, what an amazing colour you have!"

"Well I am Italian you know."

"No, I didn't know that. Good for you!"

"Ok, start rubbing please."

I began massaging God's feet. I could hear him giggling as I started on his heels.

"Is this tickling?"

"A little bit, oh good GOD, hahaha!"

"Sorry."

Forty five minutes later the feet slowly began to vanish before me. "That's enough?" I asked.

"That's enough for today, but if I let you get those nachos then you'll need to do this every day."

"Every day? For how many days?"

"Forever more."

"Oh man, ok."

"Thank you, my daughter."

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