Dancing Chimps
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kaiwhite
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What can a bird do when it's really feeling like a weirdo. I don't know but I heard that listening to music really loud always helps chimps. My cousin works at the zoo and she told me that sometimes she will go into the chimp enclosure and play some Bach really loud on a boom box.

Dancing Chimps

What can a bird do when it's really feeling like a weirdo. I don't know but I heard that listening to music really loud always helps chimps.

My cousin works at the zoo and she told me that sometimes she will go into the chimp enclosure and play some Bach really loud on a boom box.

The chimps seem to respond really well to the music and they start jumping up and down with joy.

I thought that this sounded dumb and made up so I got into my car and drove all the way to Tennessee to find out. It turned out that she was right. I'm not even joking.

When I got to the zoo I first ate some hotdog. Then I walked around a bit playing cards with the janitor.

Finally, after I had wiped the floor clean with that janitor I found my cousin and we watched the chimps jumping up and down to Bach.

It was such a moving moment I wish that Bach had been there to see it. He would have hiccuped in surprise and then run downstairs and attacked his prisoners, yah.

Whatever, I don't even know how to wake up without the sniffles.

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