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"Why have you taken away my chocolate?" "Because you're addicted, that's why."

Chocolate

"Why have you taken away my chocolate?"

"Because you're addicted, that's why."

"But it makes me happy- don't you want me to be happy?"

"You're not getting it back."

"Do you want me to be unhappy?"

"Go to bed."

"Why did you and dad ever even have me, if all you do is make me sad?"

"Ask your father.."

"You had a child just so that you could starve him of love!"

"You're not getting your chocolate back."

"I live in a house of pain!"

"Eat a carrot if you're hungry."

"Am I a pig to you? Is that what you feel you've raised? A little piglet?"

"Well, now that you mention it.."

"How dare you belittle me in my own home!"

"Are we almost done here? I have to be up early tomorrow."

"I'm not leaving this bedroom until I get the chocolate that grandpa gave ME for CHRISTMAS!!"

"Well then you're going to be here all night."

"So be it! I shall sleep on the floor!"

"Fine, goodnight."

"Goodnight!"

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