Chewing in Movie Theatres
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I was sitting in the movie theatre and all that I could hear was this absolute god awful racket. It was like disgusting chewing. It really made me sick. I stood up and surveyed the room. "HEY! Who's making that awful racket! I can't hear the film over this din!!"

Chewing in Movie Theatres

I was sitting in the movie theatre and all that I could hear was this absolute god awful racket. It was like disgusting chewing. It really made me sick. I stood up and surveyed the room.

"HEY! Who's making that awful racket! I can't hear the film over this din!!"

Nobody answered me. They were all afraid. I could feel that.

"Come on now! Let me know which of you is to blame!"

Suddenly I heard a loud crunch to my right. I turned real fast and saw an elderly woman chewing on a potato chip.

"Ah ha! So it's you, ya old hag!"

"Who you calling an old' hag!" Roared a massive necked man who was sitting next to the old lady.

"I'm not talking to you! I'm speaking with this old woman who chews like a labrador retriever!"

"She's my wife you ignorant freak child! Shall we fight?!"

"Ye bro, we gonna fight now.

I jumped at the man and grabbed his face. He started screaming as I forced food into his mouth! "Chew!" I screamed. "Let's hear you chew!"

The old lady ignored the situation and went back to eating potato chips with her mouth open as she watched the movie.

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