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Ok, can i get some cheese for breakfast? Is that socially acceptable? Or might people say that that is a weird thing to do? What do you think, honestly? I don't know what I'm supposed to do, ah, whatever. I'll just buy a giant box of cheese and assemble it in my bedroom and then sell it to people in Chicago.

Cheese

Ok, can i get some cheese for breakfast? Is that socially acceptable? Or might people say that that is a weird thing to do? What do you think, honestly?

I don't know what I'm supposed to do, ah, whatever. I'll just buy a giant box of cheese and assemble it in my bedroom and then sell it to people in Chicago.

I hope that the people in Chicago like it though. Like what if they say, 'yo Kai, this cheese tastes a little bit too Canadian.

You know? Like, can we please get a better flavour? Can you use some better ingredients in this cheese?"

Ah, so anyways, I finally got around to it and bought myself a great big box of matches and decided to burn my house down.

I just kinda felt like it was time for a fresh start, ya know? Plus I was freezing cold and I thought that the fire could warm me. It did warm me, it felt so nice.

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