I'm going to make this short and to the point, because I know that you will appreciate that. I'm just going to come out and say it, are you ready? Are you sure??
Ok, here goes.
I am a pigeon trapped in a man's body.
I've never told this to anyone before, but it's the truth. I've known it since I was in kindergarten.
While all the other kids were busing pretending to be Warren Buffet and Michelle Obama, I was busy talking to the pigeons hanging around the trash bins.
I'll admit that I feel embarrassed. I can't control the way I feel. It's just a part of me that can longer be suppressed. I'm going to really try and own it. I want to be able to celebrate this.
Thanks for listening.