WARNING! Swearing, vulgarity and pure nonsense ahead. Viewer discretion is advised.
"When will it be finished dad!?"
Connor was excited, jumping around in circles like a madman.
"Woah Connor, you're only sixteen. You can't be going crazy with this thing anyway."
Connors dad was finishing up his old car he used to have back in the day.
"I know..." Connor sighed then quickly jumped onto his dads back like a rodeo clown.
"Connor what the fuck are you doing!?" He screamed, falling onto the hood of the car.
As Connor jumped off his back, his dad fell off the hood, slipped in some oil and smacked the back of his head on the concrete floor.
"Dad!" Connor screamed, falling onto his knees, with blood everywhere.
Connor carefully lifted his dads head onto his lap, while his blood continued to spill.
"Dad I'm so sorry." Connor started crying, feeling so much regret for making an incredibly selfish and disrespectful decision.
Connor then started shitting uncontrollably.
"Woah!" His dad said, whipping himself into a sitting position. "Son it's okay!"
Connors dad now stood up and started laughing.
"It was just a prank see?" He pulled out a big bag of fake blood from behind his back.
"Dad I..." Connor was shocked and his eyes still full of tears. "You scared the shit out of me."
"I know." Connors dad said, reaching down and picking up some of his fecal matter.
"I can smell it you fucking idiot."
He grabbed a gun, shot his son in the face and ate his shit.
Once again I made this story a long long time ago, and decided to upload it now. Also, I want to say thank you all so much for liking and commenting on my work. I hope to make more work that you all enjoy. Thanks again!