Valentine's Day Off
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Valentine's Day Off

by bryanthomas

Jill prodded the calendar on the back of her kitchen door. "February the 14th today - Valentine's!" "Is it?" said Andy. "Six months since we first met." "Doesn't seem that long."

"I suppose you haven't got me a card?" "Er, no," said Andy. "A bouquet of roses?" "No."

"Something sparkly... and expensive?" "I don't do sparkly and expensive." "An exotic holiday? The Maldives, perhaps?" "Certainly not."

"So you haven't got me anything, not even a measly bloody card?"

"Listen, luv. I'm just your plumber. All I want to do is fix this leaking tap and get the hell out of here."

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@bernardtwindwil Thank you!

bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
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I loved the twist. Our plumbers should bring us Valentine's cards. We make them rich. Great story!!!!