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In my spare time I juggle fog.

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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
14 hours ago
- Ice Maiden -
Held by winter's icy fingers At the frozen water's edge
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
3 days ago
The Proofreader
Ping! Ooh, a prospective customer via email...
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
4 days ago
Chilli
"I'd like to speak to the manager, please." "Um, hold on, I'll get him for you."
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
6 days ago
Bot
"Amazon Author Services, Miguel speaking." "You've buried my book in some godforsaken category!"
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
7 days ago
Faux
Hmm, my debut novel has been on Amazon's virtual bookshelves for three months now - 3 sales, no reviews. I hesitate, and begin to dial. "Erm, hi, I'm interested in buying some fake reviews."
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
9 days ago
Squeaky-Clean
"I'm spitting feathers!" said Jim. "Why?" said Harry.
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10 days ago
Chef
Phyllis and Betty were in the supermarket. "Celebrity chef alert!" said Phyllis.
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
12 days ago
Customer Service?
"Good morning, Royal Mail Customer Services. I'm Matthew, how can I help?" "I'm phoning because my freakin' parcel's trashed!"
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
14 days ago
Weapon Dog
"Mum, what's a weapon dog?" Simon shouted from the hallway. "You know those ghastly boys who hang around in a big group in the park, the ones from the council estate with the shaved heads and tattoos?...
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16 days ago
The Wine Class
"And now, my favourite grape variety - Cabernet Sauvignon," said Nigel. "To me, this grape is the Russell Crowe of the wine world: It has huge presence. It's edgy, and it will slap you right in the ch...
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