Toilet Humour
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Toilet Humour

by bryanthomas

"J-O-H-N! How many times have I asked you 'not' to leave the bloody toilet seat up?" Alison shrieked, from the bathroom.

"I dunno, sweetheart. I kinda lost count after two hundred, or was it three hundred?"

"Enough with the smart mouth, I'm serious."

"And how many times have I told you? I 'do not' leave the toilet seat up, okay?"

"You what! There's only you and me in this house."

"Once again, I 'never' leave the toilet seat up, and I can categorically prove it."

"Oh yeah, and how can you do that?"

"Because I always pee in the sink."

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@bernardtwindwil Many thanks, bernard, just a bit of fun.

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Thank you. I have encountered this post on Saturday morning. This was insanely clever.