"Seriously, what's going on with Helen Mirren?" said Jim. "I dunno, since she got that damehood she's gone from classy to sassy," said Harry.
"I don't know about sassy, she's certainly got a mouth on her like a fishwife these days." "Pfft! Ain't that the truth. It doesn't seem to bother L'Oréal though."
"What have they got to do with it?" "She's a 'face' for their publicity stuff. I think she's also had a hand in re-writing their classic slogan too, it's now got the new Mirren touch to it."
"How does it go?" "L'Oréal - Because You're Fucking Worth It."