There is Nothing Like a Dame
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There is Nothing Like a Dame

by bryanthomas

"Seriously, what's going on with Helen Mirren?" said Jim. "I dunno, since she got that damehood she's gone from classy to sassy," said Harry.

"I don't know about sassy, she's certainly got a mouth on her like a fishwife these days." "Pfft! Ain't that the truth. It doesn't seem to bother L'Oréal though."

"What have they got to do with it?" "She's a 'face' for their publicity stuff. I think she's also had a hand in re-writing their classic slogan too, it's now got the new Mirren touch to it."

"How does it go?" "L'Oréal - Because You're Fucking Worth It."

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