Stargazy
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Stargazy

by bryanthomas

"Oh! My! God! What the hell is that?" said Rebecca. "It's Stargazy Pie," said Alison.

"But there are fish heads sticking out of the crust." "Yep."

"That is wrong on so many levels." "Rebecca, get a grip, it's a fish pie not a serial killer."

"And you thought you'd bake it, because?" "Because I want to win the Golden Lentil competition."

"Ha! Fat chance!" "I think I've got a good chance, actually."

"Duh! The clue's in the title." "I'm not with you." "The 'Golden Lentil'." "Yes?"

"G-o-l-d-e-n L-e-n-t-i-l." "Still not with you." "It's for vegetarian dishes only. V-e-g-e-t-a-r-i-a-n." "Oh shit."

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