Squirm
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bryanthomas
bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Squirm

by bryanthomas

"Dad?" "Yes, sweetie?" "We were doing biology in school today and the teacher-" "No." "But I hadn't finished." "Ask your mother."

"But you don't know what the question is." "Again, ask your mother." "Aww, Dad!" "No." "It's nothing bad, honestly." "Hmm."

"Pretty please?" "No." "Pretty please with sugar on?" "Not even with sugar on." "I'll never ask you another question again. Ever." "Ever?"

"Yep." "Can I have that in writing?" "Nope, but I'll text it to you - deal?" "Go on then."

"What does ejaculate mean?" "Bethany! You did that on purpose, didn't you?" "Yep, just to watch you squirm."

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