Shelfie
Shelfie stories
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bryanthomas
bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Shelfie

by bryanthomas

"Mum! I've set your Facebook page up." "Thanks, sweetie. Here's my shelfie photo."

"Say what? Shelfie? I think you mean selfie?" "No, it's a photo of my bookshelf."

"You're yanking my chain, right?" "Not at all."

"Um... Little Women, Catcher in the Rye, Animal Farm - Animal Farm! Ewww! Is that bestiality and stuff?"

"Anna, Animal Farm is a classic of English literature." "It sounds totally pervy to me."

"Everything sounds 'totally pervy' to teenagers." "Seriously, you can't have that on your Facebook page."

"I can, and I will." "Yeah, well don't expect me to send you a friend request."

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