"My missus is constantly banging on about women multitasking," said Harry. "The theory is sound, it's the execution that fails," said Jim.
"What do you mean?" "My missus can dice a cucumber, wash the dishes, and cut her toenails at the same time."
"Impressive!" "I agree, but I get soapy cucumber and toenail sandwiches for my lunch. Men concentrate on one thing at a time and we do it properly."
"They'll never let it go, will they?" "Nope, they'll continue beating us about the head with it, whilst doing a number of other things at the same time of course."