Multitasking
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Multitasking

by bryanthomas

"My missus is constantly banging on about women multitasking," said Harry. "The theory is sound, it's the execution that fails," said Jim.

"What do you mean?" "My missus can dice a cucumber, wash the dishes, and cut her toenails at the same time."

"Impressive!" "I agree, but I get soapy cucumber and toenail sandwiches for my lunch. Men concentrate on one thing at a time and we do it properly."

"They'll never let it go, will they?" "Nope, they'll continue beating us about the head with it, whilst doing a number of other things at the same time of course."

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@bernardtwindwil Thanks, bernard. I'd sweep your house for bugs, just to be on the safe side. :o)

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This sounds like you listened to the converstions, often one-way, in my home. I loved this. Great post!!!