Modern Art
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Modern Art

by bryanthomas

The sphincters of the staff at London's hottest new art gallery, The Malevolent Easel, collectively tightened when art critic, Morgan Periwinkle arrived.

If his review was anything less than a sycophantic slobberfest, the gallery would be toast.

Morgan ummed and ahhed until one exhibit grabbed him. "This installation is a freakin' masterpiece!"

Gallery owner, Singeon Fotheringay, shuffled uneasily. "Um, that's cat vomit, a mangy moggie followed you in and barfed in that corner."

"It reminds me of Emin at her best," said Morgan. "Isn't that a contradiction?" "Button it. I'm the art critic, it's worth five grand of anybody's money."

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@bernardtwindwil A lot of modern art is essentially crap. A small percentage of it is actually quite good.

bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
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My youngest son and I would go to a Los Angeles Public School art gallery near our home. We did it for shits and giggles and we did giggle. One item was an almost empty frame with a screwdriver hanging inside it from a string. Great story!!!!!