Greg flicked through the newspaper and stopped at the daily horoscopes.
Aries: A short journey will lead to you making a small wager. Today is your lucky day, a lucrative day that will end with a big surprise!
The bookies! That could be the small wager! Greg grabbed his coat.
Arriving at the bookies, he scanned the form for the next race - 'Greg's Windfall' was 800-1! He put fifty quid on the nose. The horse romped home.
As Greg was leaving with his wad of notes, the sign above the bookies fell off the wall, killing him stone dead.