Frankenveg
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Frankenveg

by bryanthomas

"Jack, I'm not happy." "Why?" "Mrs Dalrymple's gone overboard on this Frankenveg, her garden is full of the stuff."

"Frankenveg?" "Yeah, polka dot beetroots, radish peas, aucariac-"

"What's aucariac?" "It's a cross between an aubergine, a carrot, and celeriac." "Is it edible?"

"Even if it isn't, judging by the photo on the seed packet it will make one helluva sex toy." "Sweet."

"I think some of those vegetables may be carnivorous." "Carnivorous! That's silly."

"There are runners coming through our fence, I'm convinced they are after my bacon hostas." "Bacon hostas! What was that you were saying about Frankenveg!"

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