Doing the Duck Face
Doing the Duck Face stories

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Doing the Duck Face

by bryanthomas

"Kelly, are you alright?" "Fine, why?"

"This is the third time today that I've noticed you pulling a peculiar face in your bedroom mirror."

"I'm practising my duck face." "Duck face!"

"You need a great duck face to take a great selfie, Mum." "Vacuous nonsense!"

"Mum! It's what my generation do, we're living it large."

"You're living it shallow. To think that people went through the hell of two world wars so that your generation could perfect their duck faces!"

"Is the sermon over, Mum?" "Is the duck face over, Kelly?"

"Not yet, another two hours should do it." "KELLY!"

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