A Good Friday
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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A Good Friday

by bryanthomas

"Come at me, bro!" he snarled.

He had the defence posture of the iceberg that sank the Titanic and he was wider than a ten ton truck, but I reckoned I could take him.

He threw a sucker punch, which I dodged. I decided to go girly-style, so I kicked him in the nuts.

While he was writhing on the floor in agony, I wiped the soles of my shoes on his face and said, "Who's the daddy!" Strangely enough, he didn't reply.

The things you have to go through to get yourself a cheap widescreen TV on Black Friday!

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