Socialist/Communist Pick Up Lines I Came UP With Which Did Not Help Me Get Any Dates
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Some communist pick up lines. You're welcome.
Are you collectivized agriculture? Because I wanna plow you all night. I may be a socialist, but I’m not willing to share you.

Socialist/Communist Pick Up Lines I Came UP With Which Did Not Help Me Get Any Dates

Are you collectivized agriculture? Because I wanna plow you all night.

I may be a socialist, but I’m not willing to share you.

Your love is my drug, but it’s not an opiate of the masses.

I wanna read dat ass Kapital all night.

Let go of the invisible hand and hold mine.

The revolution of your hips isn’t the only thing I wanna see tonight.

I wanna take you from so many Engels.

You put the ‘gal’ in egalitarian.

Are you a capitalist? Because you have a monopoly on my heart.

You cause an uprising in my pole-etariat.

Solidarity isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard around here.

We can break the chains of capitalism - unless you’re into that.

I wanna ethically consume you

Are you French aristocracy? Because I want head from you.

I’d buy you roses and chocolates but I can’t be sure of the working conditions of the workers who helped produce them.

original by ezra811

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