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-“Is that what my life is? 20 years of standardised testing?” -“Just don’t be a pain the rest of the time”
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STUFF PEOPLE AT SCHOOL SAY

by hetalia-edits-and-stuff

-“Is that what my life is? 20 years of standardised testing?”

-“Just don’t be a pain the rest of the time”

-“How do people stand watching Dancing with the Stars?”

-“Can you do a backflip?”

*I shake my head*

“But that’s what they do in Dance

Moms”

-“I am an asexual. When I grow up, I will split into two Simons”

-“I don’t believe in fun”

-“I should file for my retirement”

-“The fights here are wimpy”

-“Boys will be girls and girls will be boys”

-“What are the three branches of government?”

“GEORGE WASHINGTON”

-“GIVE ME BACK MY CHANCLA”

-“I think that him being the villain makes him even hotter”

“That’s kinky”

-“Guys, ebola’s back”

-“Miss Maria! Can you bring me some whorechata?!” (He means horchata)

-“I like all mashed potatoes”

-“I could go into restaurants and just ask for fries”

-“I like crying! It makes me crave Fritos”

-“Why is Fiona a gangster?”

-“Quiero elote”

-“I’m not a bad apple. I’m a good noodle”

-“I just got bit by a blood-sucking creature from the underworld”

-“Do you have a rain fetish?

-I destroy a lot of stuff daily. Like my self-esteem"

-“It’s Friday!”

“NO IT AIN’T”

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