I'm sitting in a cell because I kicked a man's sorry butt. I beat the crap out of him because he stole my Zagnut.
funniest poems featuring Fiction
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My wife looks like she's pregnant but she's just fat. People have been congratulating her and she hates that.
Daddy!!! Please don't!!!
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When I asked my wife what I was getting for Christmas, she kicked me in the balls. That wasn't what I wanted for Christmas, that wasn't what I wanted at all.
Let me tell you about an experience that wasn't great. I would follow women around the grocery store and ask for dates.
I don't have a description for this other than wow I'm tired lol (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
It was Halloween night but I had no candy. But I did have an air rifle and it came in handy.
I have a story to tell but it's pretty dark. I get in a lot of trouble with my loan shark.
One of my neighbors said something that was as stupid as can be. It was the dumbest thing I've ever heard and it really shocked me.
I got in big trouble one day when I went to to the mall to shop. I beat the crap out of one of the employees at Gamestop.
I'm getting sick of the people who come to my store to shop. They come here and try to steal and I have to call the cops.
When I say Zombies ate my neighbors, I'm not talking about a video game. Zombies ate my neighbors and I'm one of the Zombies who is to blame.
My wife died and I was the only parent that my son had. But he decided to get me in trouble because he was mad.
When I went to Walmart, a man bought the last Nintendo Switch. I was angry and I decided to steal it from that sorry Son of a Bitch.
A short story about clowns, fairgrounds and childhood terrors.
Some people call my cousin stupid and others call him mentally ill. He counterfeited money but he only counterfeited one dollar bills.
Her name is Chun Li and she first appeared in Street Fighter II.