funniest Zombie poems

Here are the funniest Zombie poems on Commaful, including titles such as "[the unaccepted zombie]."

Poems

[the unaccepted zombie]
tofu_tofu Silver Comma
7 years ago
80
1
8

  • wish

  • food

  • unaccepted

  • living

  • society

    • What happens when a zombie doesn't want to eat humans, but simply wants to enjoy the food of the living? (Here you go, Skye!)
    Zombies have feelings too
    iowamamaof3 Verified
    8 years ago
    46
    0
    4

  • end of times

  • zombies

  • walker

  • funny

  • limerick

    • Everyone keeps running away I can't get them to stay
    The Hungry Walking
    follow2bawesome Bronze Comma
    7 years ago
    43
    0
    0

  • smell

  • sky

  • hearing

  • descriptive writing

  • gone

    • A zombie apocalypse poem
    The Virus Part 2
    shygirl Gifted Writer
    7 years ago
    35
    0
    13

  • thriller

  • zombies

  • zombie

    • The second part to The Virus ( a narrative poem about a zombie outbreak).
    apocalypse
    lilacs
    8 years ago
    30
    0
    4

  • romance

  • apocalypse

  • zombie

  • poetry

    • don't let the zombies eat your heart out, baby
    Run Down the Sun(Haiku)
    seker2 Bronze Comma
    7 years ago
    28
    0
    4

  • haiku

  • sunset

  • zombie

  • apocalypse

  • running

    • A Haiku for my art
    Threat
    katinakeks
    7 years ago
    16
    0
    4

  • trigger warning

  • fear

  • freedom

  • abusive relationship

  • abuse

    • A poem about a toxic relationship told by the survivor
    Searching for food
    iowamamaof3 Verified
    8 years ago
    15
    1
    0

  • eating

  • undead

  • story

  • walker

  • funny

    • Zombie fun.
    -JOHNNY BE GOOD-
    enoch
    8 years ago
    11
    0
    0

  • mental illness

  • fear

  • pills

  • doctor

  • anxiety

    • Where did he go?
    Fears & Frights
    angelatsng Bronze Comma
    9 years ago
    9
    0
    7

  • clown

  • afraid

  • fear

  • doll

  • dolls

    • Dead Eyes
    atwojay Gifted Writer
    8 years ago
    5
    0
    0

  • vampire

  • eyes

  • fears

  • horror

  • zombie

    • Is there a soul behind those eyes? Or nothing but lies?
    Wheat Seeds
    creationondemis
    7 years ago
    3
    0
    0

  • scifipoem

  • short poem

  • scifi

  • fantasy

  • zombie

    • plant a human!
    Angel Zombie´s Haiku
    seker2 Bronze Comma
    7 years ago
    0
    0

  • haiku

  • original

  • zombie

  • angel

  • horror

    • A haiku about original creatures that I made in my mind, pretty much angel zombies.