funniest poems featuring Neighbor

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randyjohnson
randyjohnson Gifted Writer Community member

Jim

He was my neighbor for over forty years and his name was Jim. When I think what a good man should be like, I think of him.

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randyjohnson
randyjohnson Gifted Writer Community member

Chicken Shit

When it comes to my neighbor, I usually have a fit. He irritates the hell out of me and he's a chicken shit.

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bill
bill what are you looking at

Large windows! Great views! /


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bill
bill what are you looking at

Cannot sell my house /


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coled1987
coled1987 I’ve outgrown small-mindedness

moonless night—


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randyjohnson
randyjohnson Gifted Writer Community member

The Cheapest Man I've Ever Seen

My neighbor is so cheap that he uses an antique lawn mower to cut his grass. He's the cheapest man I've ever seen, it's a lawn mower that doesn't use gas.

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bill
bill what are you looking at

His overgrown lawn /


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poetics
poetics Gifted Writer I love reading poems

moonless night—


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