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Limerick Poetry

There once was a man from Nantucket… There are many limericks we all know and love, and many that are brand new and waiting for you to discover them! So if you want to have a good laugh, come on in and read these awesome limericks, or add a few of your own!
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French Kiss.(another naugh...
sy Commaful Star
7 years ago
122
0
18

  • naughty

  • nsfw

  • funny

  • limerick

  • boom

    • NSFW 18+ Please read Paris the French way or I'll look like a right moron...
    Lunchtime Limerick.
    sy Commaful Star
    7 years ago
    87
    0
    16

  • dance

  • football

  • food

  • funny

  • limerick

    • A wee limerick I wrote on a table cloth (disposable, I'm not a vandal) while waiting for my lunch.
    A Quick Limerick
    bruvton Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    84
    0
    10

  • funny

  • randomness

  • limerick

  • not actually funny but whatever

    • Loosely based on a true story.
    Sy's Limerick Gauntlet.
    sy Commaful Star
    7 years ago
    74
    0
    9

  • silly

  • limerick

  • hot

  • rhyme

    • Naughty Sy, Naughty! NSFW
    Would Anything be Good for...
    bruvton Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    70
    0
    9

  • wood

  • poetry

  • limerick

  • pun

  • i'm stupid

    • I wood appreciate it if you'd give this a reed.
    We All Make Mistakes
    bruvton Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    64
    0
    17

  • funny

  • randomness

  • limerick

    • I'm not too proud of the last post I posted, so I deleted it. Luckily, it inspired this poem.
    The STEVE Limerick.
    sy Commaful Star
    7 years ago
    59
    0
    12

  • limerick

    • As promised, whether it was wanted or no
    Binary Limerick
    irenemccormick Gifted Writer
    6 years ago
    57
    1
    4

  • binary

  • challenge

  • limerick

    • challenge by https://randomsentientactuator.tumblr.com/ translation at end
    an observation
    jojojello Gifted Writer
    6 years ago
    50
    0
    4

  • you know i love y'all and this site ❤️

  • limerick

  • sydney and rch forgive the blatant art theft

  • commaful

    • this is not an encouragement 😂
    Zombies have feelings too
    iowamamaof3 Verified
    7 years ago
    46
    0
    4

  • end of times

  • zombies

  • walker

  • funny

  • limerick

    • Everyone keeps running away I can't get them to stay
    The Fool and the Flame.
    sy Commaful Star
    7 years ago
    23
    0
    7

  • flame

  • fool

  • silly

  • stupid

  • candle

    • A limerick inspired by the time I barbecued my finger on a tea-light.
    Dear Santa
    elliotstrauss Bronze Comma
    7 years ago
    20
    0
    0

  • christmas

  • dear

  • humour

  • random

  • holiday

    • Dear Santa, please read this! A limerick about Christmas
    Duluth
    iowamamaof3 Verified
    7 years ago
    19
    0
    4

  • world record poetry

  • silly

  • lied

  • dead

  • truth

    • There once was a man who lied Kicking and screaming he tried
    There once was an old adul...
    ambleverce
    7 years ago
    18
    0
    0

  • poems

  • affection

  • adult

  • ego

  • politics

    • Dinosaur's Lament
    terriwalton
    7 years ago
    17
    0
    0

  • triceratops

  • meteor

  • extinction

  • dinosaurs

  • t.rex

    • A T.rex looked up at the sky A meteor went whizzing by
    A chap who was shallow and...
    appene
    7 years ago
    15
    0
    0

  • poems

  • prize

  • liked

  • trophies

  • politics

    • My pa /Sicken
    kaii
    8 years ago
    15
    0
    1

  • eh

  • sicken

  • limerick

  • pa

    • (Limerick)
    “We have to fight fire wit...
    nuthe1996
    7 years ago
    14
    0
    0

  • poems

  • donald

  • inclined

  • liar

  • tends

    • Phases of the Swoon.
    sy Commaful Star
    7 years ago
    12
    0
    4

  • bad

  • limerick

    • Fogive me father, for I have sinned. Spam me with creative answers to what exactly the phase is. Amuse me
    An old Libertarian chap
    qualt1990
    7 years ago
    12
    0
    1

  • poems

  • moments

  • nap

  • rap

  • earned

    • French Kiss.(another naugh...
    sy Commaful Star
    7 years ago
    122
    0
    18

  • naughty

  • nsfw

  • funny

  • limerick

  • boom

    • NSFW 18+ Please read Paris the French way or I'll look like a right moron...
    Lunchtime Limerick.
    sy Commaful Star
    7 years ago
    87
    0
    16

  • dance

  • football

  • food

  • funny

  • limerick

    • A wee limerick I wrote on a table cloth (disposable, I'm not a vandal) while waiting for my lunch.
    A Quick Limerick
    bruvton Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    84
    0
    10

  • funny

  • randomness

  • limerick

  • not actually funny but whatever

    • Loosely based on a true story.
    Sy's Limerick Gauntlet.
    sy Commaful Star
    7 years ago
    74
    0
    9

  • silly

  • limerick

  • hot

  • rhyme

    • Naughty Sy, Naughty! NSFW
    Would Anything be Good for...
    bruvton Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    70
    0
    9

  • wood

  • poetry

  • limerick

  • pun

  • i'm stupid

    • I wood appreciate it if you'd give this a reed.
    We All Make Mistakes
    bruvton Commaful Star
    6 years ago
    64
    0
    17

  • funny

  • randomness

  • limerick

    • I'm not too proud of the last post I posted, so I deleted it. Luckily, it inspired this poem.
    The STEVE Limerick.
    sy Commaful Star
    7 years ago
    59
    0
    12

  • limerick

    • As promised, whether it was wanted or no
    Binary Limerick
    irenemccormick Gifted Writer
    6 years ago
    57
    1
    4

  • binary

  • challenge

  • limerick

    • challenge by https://randomsentientactuator.tumblr.com/ translation at end
    an observation
    jojojello Gifted Writer
    6 years ago
    50
    0
    4

  • you know i love y'all and this site ❤️

  • limerick

  • sydney and rch forgive the blatant art theft

  • commaful

    • this is not an encouragement 😂
    Zombies have feelings too
    iowamamaof3 Verified
    7 years ago
    46
    0
    4

  • end of times

  • zombies

  • walker

  • funny

  • limerick

    • Everyone keeps running away I can't get them to stay
    The Fool and the Flame.
    sy Commaful Star
    7 years ago
    23
    0
    7

  • flame

  • fool

  • silly

  • stupid

  • candle

    • A limerick inspired by the time I barbecued my finger on a tea-light.
    Dear Santa
    elliotstrauss Bronze Comma
    7 years ago
    20
    0
    0

  • christmas

  • dear

  • humour

  • random

  • holiday

    • Dear Santa, please read this! A limerick about Christmas
    Duluth
    iowamamaof3 Verified
    7 years ago
    19
    0
    4

  • world record poetry

  • silly

  • lied

  • dead

  • truth

    • There once was a man who lied Kicking and screaming he tried
    There once was an old adul...
    ambleverce
    7 years ago
    18
    0
    0

  • poems

  • affection

  • adult

  • ego

  • politics

    • Dinosaur's Lament
    terriwalton
    7 years ago
    17
    0
    0

  • triceratops

  • meteor

  • extinction

  • dinosaurs

  • t.rex

    • A T.rex looked up at the sky A meteor went whizzing by
    A chap who was shallow and...
    appene
    7 years ago
    15
    0
    0

  • poems

  • prize

  • liked

  • trophies

  • politics

    • My pa /Sicken
    kaii
    8 years ago
    15
    0
    1

  • eh

  • sicken

  • limerick

  • pa

    • (Limerick)
    “We have to fight fire wit...
    nuthe1996
    7 years ago
    14
    0
    0

  • poems

  • donald

  • inclined

  • liar

  • tends

    • Phases of the Swoon.
    sy Commaful Star
    7 years ago
    12
    0
    4

  • bad

  • limerick

    • Fogive me father, for I have sinned. Spam me with creative answers to what exactly the phase is. Amuse me
    An old Libertarian chap
    qualt1990
    7 years ago
    12
    0
    1

  • poems

  • moments

  • nap

  • rap

  • earned