funniest poems featuring Fiction

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randyjohnson
randyjohnson Gifted Writer Community member

The Power Of A Zagnut

I'm sitting in a cell because I kicked a man's sorry butt. I beat the crap out of him because he stole my Zagnut.

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lostinmydreams
lostinmydreams Commabassador Delving deeper into the unknown

Stay Connected With Me

Here is a quick Commaful on how to keep up with all of my writing.

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randyjohnson
randyjohnson Gifted Writer Community member

My Wife Isn't Pregnant

My wife looks like she's pregnant but she's just fat. People have been congratulating her and she hates that.

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sassmyass1
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But Daddy I love him!!

Daddy!!! Please don't!!! P.S. ( Don't forget to submit your parts of the 8th collab > https://commaful.com/play/sassmyass1/collab-8--------------------------announcement/ )

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randyjohnson
randyjohnson Gifted Writer Community member

What I Got For Christmas

When I asked my wife what I was getting for Christmas, she kicked me in the balls. That wasn't what I wanted for Christmas, that wasn't what I wanted at all.

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randyjohnson Gifted Writer Community member

Following Women Around The Grocery Store

Let me tell you about an experience that wasn't great. I would follow women around the grocery store and ask for dates.

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leoshe
leoshe Gifted Writer Stories that last - Amateur Writer

"Crow" A cluster of haikus

I don't have a description for this other than wow I'm tired lol (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

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randyjohnson
randyjohnson Gifted Writer Community member

Halloween Delinquents

It was Halloween night but I had no candy. But I did have an air rifle and it came in handy.

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randyjohnson Gifted Writer Community member

The Loan Shark and My Missing Limbs

I have a story to tell but it's pretty dark. I get in a lot of trouble with my loan shark.

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randyjohnson Gifted Writer Community member

My Neighbor Thought Ted Bundy Wasn't A Serial Killer

One of my neighbors said something that was as stupid as can be. It was the dumbest thing I've ever heard and it really shocked me.

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