Thank you to boblong for the inspiration (not that he meant to, most likely...not like this at any rate.) Please use a Yorkshire accent, it works best that way.
For those interested in the complexities of the English and their silly, silly language.
A British actor entertained people as Selwyn Froggitt and The Gaffer. During his 89 years of life, Bill Maynard gave millions the gift of laughter.
When he was born, God gave him a special gift. He was a British actor who was named Clive Swift.
Thank you to boblong for the inspiration (not that he meant to, most likely...not like this at any rate.) Please use a Yorkshire accent, it works best that way.
For those interested in the complexities of the English and their silly, silly language.
A British actor entertained people as Selwyn Froggitt and The Gaffer. During his 89 years of life, Bill Maynard gave millions the gift of laughter.
When he was born, God gave him a special gift. He was a British actor who was named Clive Swift.