They want me to tell you that "Whisperville" is not a bad place. They specifically want me to tell you that you should visit sometime and that people don't randomly disappear near the park.
I'm the king of ketchup, it all belongs to me, so scrape it off your hotdog, and leave it by that tree. I'll take it off your burgers, I'll suck it off your chips, such tomato tinged perfection must o...
I used to think that I was a god. But surely gods never die. They live forever in their cloudy heavens and laugh at the world until they are forgotten. Gods don't fear death. They don't need to. I alw...
There is a man in my room who stares and stares and stares. He scares me even though he hardly moves and never says a word. I think he comes close when I'm asleep. I think he comes closer than close s...