ADs in a phone can help little kids add! (haha...get it?)
And renowned scientist Dr Screen Shot discovered that cell phones increase your brain cells. :))
REading for older kids?no probs. They could read Chromeo and Juliet on their phones...
preschoolers and kindergartners can learn phone-ics on their phone!!!!
Dr Cell Phone has recently found out that screens reduce screams... and ice cream problems.
If you're an adult looking for a job,downloading apps can help you on job app-liances.
The amazing Dr Appraham Lincoln recently stated with evidence that you can reduce lung cancer by pressing the Cancel button on any app!
Thank you for reading my puns! I tried this to convince my mom to get me a phone,but all I did was make her laugh. FOR PHONE REMEMBRANCE DAY!