The Woes of Halloween
The Woes

of Halloween sugar stories
  29
  •  
  0
  •   5 comments
Share

tofu_tofu
tofu_tofu sleep is my second best friend
Autoplay OFF   •   a year ago
Dedicated to all the people who have rung my doorbell.
(I should've just told my parents to disable it . . .)

The Woes of Halloween

Oh, little kids, why do you come Wreak havoc upon me?

Oh, little kids, why do you come Wreak havoc upon me? My pleasant life, disturbed by you, For want of candy, free.

Oh, little kids, just let me be, Don't ring my doorbell thrice,

Oh, little kids, just let me be, Don't ring my doorbell thrice, Let me enjoy my lazy night, Just eating candy, nice.

after[word]: Yes, I know that little kids are not the only people who go trick-or-treating. "Little kids" just fit nicely. The best part of Halloween is the candy that goes on sale. :D

Many Halloweens ago, we had no candy, so my mom taped a "Sorry, no candy!" sign to the door. Some people still rang the doorbell. The probably rang before they read. Then, my dad came home and found that some kid ripped the sign in half and threw it on the ground. Really?

To whoever did that, we saved you time. Instead of you standing there, waiting for someone to open up the door just to tell you there's no candy, you could've read the sign and started walking to the next house. Well, to end this, I've never gone trick-or-treating, neither have I ever wanted to. I just eat some candy. ^^

Stories We Think You'll Love 💕

Get The App

App Store
COMMENTS (5)
SHOUTOUTS (0)