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Written by a dumb pea & brought to you by a piece of tofu (whose brain is currently mush).

A Pea's Boast

A [dumb] Pea's Boast

I am a pea, tiny and weak

I am a pea, tiny and weak But I am important to the future you seek.

I enabled true love between princess and prince

I enabled true love between princess and prince When I helped her to prove she's a royal indeed.

And without me you'd have no "two peas in a pod".

And without me you'd have no "two peas in a pod". Now, what could you then use? Just "two eggs in a nest"?

And so I will help you to find your true lover,

And so I will help you to find your true lover, And also a good friend, to cherish your days with.

I am a pea, tiny and smart, With more brain than the bean, or the silly, old gourd.

[disclaimer]: Not all peas are the brightest (even though they claim to be.) They're pretty bad at poetry, too. (Their sense of rhythm is usually off.) But, they taste delicious. I guess that's one good thing. I don't know why the pea wrote this. Must've been sleepy.

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