If Monkeys were Playing on your Piano would You Sing?





                                If Monkeys were
                                Playing on your
                                Piano would You 
                                Sing?
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toddthurman
toddthurman Trying to stand up and say what's beauty
Autoplay OFF   •   2 years ago
Having fun with Monkeys.

If Monkeys were Playing on your Piano would You Sing?

--or would you call the Police?

Or would you find a tranquilizing gun?

Or would you jump out of your house?

Me? I would started singing with them. I would ask if they knew any Elton John tunes . . .

because how often do you get to sing with keyboard-pounding primates?

Admit it. . . not that often!

Plus, There's always YouTube. right? How can you not get 10k hits off of that?

How much can you make off of advertising on 10k hits by the way?

But what if you found monkeys picking ticks off each other?

Would you join in then, hotshot? Would you pick a tick, and put it in your mouth?

I didn't think so.

What would you do? Would you say something like "Oooohhhhh Grooooosssssss!"?

That's probably more like it.

But maybe you're one of the good ones. Maybe you'd pick a few parasites. but then "throw it on the ground" like that other YouTube song.

And what if you came home and found . . .

. . . a monkey sitting in your favorite chair. . at your work station . . reading a book?

Now what would you do. . . tough guy?

What will you do now. . . When the monkeys is taking over your house?

If this were Jeopardy . . . and you said "what is hit it with a Taser?" you just won 6000 dollars!

Ain't nobody got time for monkeys taking over the house!

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