Some "Scenes" You'll NEVER See
Some "Scenes" You'll NEVER See scene stories

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Some "Scenes" You'll NEVER See

by tbanarchy

From Batman: "Robin, I swear if I ever catch you fapping to pictures of Catwoman on the Batcomputer again I'll turn you over to the Joker!"

From a "family" drama: "Dad, me and Mom have been talking and we really think you need to start snorting some more cocaine!"

From a book: "Holy shit!" cried to Catholic priest as he stared down at the altar boy's crotch bulge during his sermon.

At the zoo: "Man, those are some of the sexiest looking monkeys I've ever seen!"

From Superman: "Yeah, go ahead and blow up the world. I don't give a flying fuck!"

From a romantic movie: "I love you!" "I love you too!" "There's one more thing I have to tell you." "What's that?" "I'm required by law to inform you . . ."

At a funeral: "Man, Uncle Jim Bob really messed me up emotionally!"

From Wonder Woman: "My magic lasso will force you to tell the truth." "I'd really love to motorboat those big-ass titties of yours!"

From Star Trek: "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not one of those green chicks you bang!"

At a political debate: "Alyssa Milano said . . ."

From Deadpool: "Do you mind if I talk to you about my religion?"

To a cop: "No, really, officer, I don't know how that dead hooker wound up in my trunk!"

On a first date: "So what do you like to do for fun?" "I like to dress up as a slutty nurse and give random guys hand stuff."

During a porno: "Tell me your views about global warming while I bend you over this coffee table!"

A conversation between father & son: "Dad, I have something to tell you." "What's that, son?" "I'm having an affair with my car." Shakes head. "I knew your Mom taking all that PCP while she was pregnant would bite us in the ass!"

From Supergirl: "Supergirl is stronger than Superman and can easily kick Superman's ass!"

Oh, wait, they DID have Supergirl actually BEAT Superman on that CW-which apparently stands for Completely Woke-TV show. My bad!

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