Sh!t I'm "Guilty" Of?
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tbanarchy
tbanarchy Sometimes serious, mostly snarky author.
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by tbanarchy Anyone who've read my posts know I've been accused of PLENTY of shit. For those who haven't yet read my posts on the matter, here is a rundown of just SOME of the things I've accused of:

Sh!t I'm "Guilty" Of?

(& Some MORE Shit About My "Wonder Years" In High School)

by tbanarchy

Anyone who's read my posts knows I've been accused of PLENTY of shit. For those who haven't yet read my posts on the matter, here is a rundown of just SOME of the things I've been accused of:

Devil Worshiper (though I'm NOT what you'd call "religious")

Drug Addict (though I've only smoked ONE joint in my life)

Drug Dealer (because I sarcastically told some kids at school I sold dope)

I was accused of plotting to burn down my school & kill ALL the seniors at my graduation after I self-published a series of "newsletters" targeting such sacred cows like football & homecoming.

I was even accused of committing an ACTUAL murder during this time. Let me explain:

My older sister overhead one of her coworkers at the local plant say I must have been the one who killed a woman who was found at the local lake.

Needless to say, that DIDN'T happen. Not only that, but I never knew the woman who was killed. To this day, I don't even know her name.

Anyway, my sister was pissed about it and my dad thought it was amusing (the accusation against me, not the murder!).

One of my fellow classmates told my sister at the plant that I "threatened to sacrifice him" out in the hall one day. Not only did that NOT happen but I wouldn't even know HOW to "sacrifice" someone.

Oh yeah, I've also been accused of being both a homosexual AND a homophobe (of which I'm NEITHER).

And, of course, I've also been accused of being a NAZI by PCers on-where else!-Twitter & I've been accused of being a Jew by NAZIS on-where else!-Gab (of which, again, I'm NEITHER).

So, as you can tell, I've been accused of A LOT of shit in my lifetime. And I'll, no doubt, be accused of even MORE shit as time goes by. Oh well!

It's SO nice to be loved, isn't it?

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