My Ode To Boobs (Or: Thanks For The Mammaries!)
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tbanarchy
tbanarchy Sometimes serious, mostly snarky author.
Autoplay OFF   •   2 years ago
I've said this before but I think it goes without saying that please DON'T read this if you are an easily "offended" person. Thanks again!

My Ode To Boobs (Or: Thanks For The Mammaries!)

by tbanarchy

I love boobs!

Whether I see them online, in a mag or on the tube.

I like to see boobs on the side or in plain view.

Whether they are on a "real" woman or in a cartoon.

I love them big, perky, jiggly, in a brassiere, a sweater or hanging out wild & free.

Seeing them any way really, REALLY pleases me!

I love to see the boobs on Scarlett.

Or even the boobs on Ann Margaret!

I also love to see the boobs on Lindsay.

And also Katy!

I love to see the boobs on Elvira.

Hell, I even like to see the boobs on Lena!

But it goes without saying never EVER touch a woman's boobs WITHOUT her permission.

You don't want to be like THIS guy, you know what I'm saying?

Some, of course, might call me a pervert and/or a sexist pig.

But I really DON'T give a damn, can ya dig?

Regardless, I still say I love boobs whether they are clean or all covered in dirt.

But guys with man boobs, for Pete's sake, put on a damn shirt!

Now for those who still would take "offense" to my praise of boobs, however . . .

Here's a nice big COCK to try & smooth things over!

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