And Now . . . Some Random Sh!t!
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tbanarchy
tbanarchySometimes serious, mostly snarky author.
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And Now . . . Some Random Sh!t!

by tbanarchy

Do you know what an "asphalt" is?

It's the part of the body you blame when you fart!

Do you know what a "headlight" is?

It has one-third the calories of a regular BJ!

And the true meaning of twice is once too often!

Now THAT'S what I call some random shit!

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