Hey, did you hear about the guy with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove!
To be honest, I "borrowed" this joke from a movie I watched years ago.
As I recall, it starred none other than Tony Danza. (Yes, THAT Tony Danza!)
Of course, Tony Danza's former co-star is "woke" activist-and former soft-core porn star!-Alyssa Milano.
As I posted before, Alyssa got "traumatized" when she said she saw NAZI ELVES at this Christmas store.