Requirements of a Slob Goth.
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For @sherlocktardis

Contrary to @joshuaharestad 's opinion, some words can be mashed. Slob and goth, for instance - that's a sloth.

Requirements of a Slob Goth.

Requirements of a slob goth: 1x corporeal frame

Requirements of a slob goth: 1x corporeal frame 3x black shirts - washed alternately

Requirements of a slob goth: 1x corporeal frame 3x black shirts - washed alternately 2x black jeans

Requirements of a slob goth: 1x corporeal frame 3x black shirts - washed alternately 2x black jeans 1x belt

Requirements of a slob goth: 1x corporeal frame 3x black shirts - washed alternately 2x black jeans 1x belt Skirts optional, but must be black.

Requirements of a slob goth: 1x corporeal frame 3x black shirts - washed alternately 2x black jeans 1x belt Skirts optional, but must be black (purple or crimson if you are really in a pinch)

Requirements of a slob goth: 2x shoes - black, velcro

Requirements of a slob goth: 2x shoes - black, velcro 1x pair of tights, holes preferable

Requirements of a slob goth: 2x shoes - black, velcro 1x pair of tights, holes preferable Various zippers, badges, and frills.

Requirements of a slob goth: 2x shoes - black, velcro 1x pair of tights, holes preferable Various zippers, badges, and frills. 1x black band hoodie of your choice

Requirements of a slob goth: 2x shoes - black, velcro 1x pair of tights, holes preferable Various zippers, badges, and frills. 1x black band hoodie of your choice 1x devil pendant

Requirements of a slob goth: 1x black hair

Requirements of a slob goth: 1x black hair 2x eye makeup

Requirements of a slob goth: 1x black hair 2x eye makeup ... or not, eyeliner is hard

Requirements of a slob goth: 1x black hair 2x eye makeup ... or not, eyeliner is hard 10x black nails

Requirements of a slob goth: 1x black hair 2x eye makeup ... or not, eyeliner is hard 10x black nails (n+1)x piercings - the more the merrier

Requirements of a slob goth: 1x black hair 2x eye makeup ... or not, eyeliner is hard 10x black nails (n+1)x piercings - the more the merrier (n+1)x jewellery for piercings - black or silver

Requirements of a slob goth: There are some other things.

Requirements of a slob goth: There are some other things. Can't remember them.

Requirements of a slob goth: There are some other things. Can't remember them. Something to do with a bloke named Poe.

Requirements of a slob goth: There are some other things. Can't remember them. Something to do with a bloke named Poe. And some architecture.

Requirements of a slob goth: There are some other things. Can't remember them. Something to do with a bloke named Poe. And some architecture. Flying buttresses etc etc...

Requirements of a slob goth: There are some other things. Can't remember them. Something to do with a bloke named Poe. And some architecture. Flying buttresses etc etc... And Dracula.

And seeing as its semi in theme, here is the new tattoo. If anyone recognises it, you get full housepoints Sy. x

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