Never advise a crocodile On tax returns. Avoid the temptation to inform crows On how to break Wall Street (They are called a murder For a reason.)
Don't encourage an anaconda To begin in bond investment, And please, leave out the frog When it comes to property development.
The hive-mind of brokers Is not welcome with the bees. And god forbid you teach a rabbit To count - They multiply just fine, Alone.
Don't lecture the slugs, On the double-dip recession. Stick to pleasantries with parrots, Or they'll babble, non-stop, about bitcoin.
The animal kingdom has enough concerns - With climate change and habitat loss Tourism and zoo keepers. It does not need your help, Or unsolicited advice, When it comes to personal finance.