I'm the strongest in the world, Dumbells are for fun, My muscles are stupendous, (Go on, check out my bum).
I eat raw eggs and salmon, Quinoa and tofu, Think of all the protein mix, My workouts put me through.
My shirts are XXL, My waist is but a small, I like to pump my biceps, I really have it all.
I like to pose for pictures, Instagram quads and pecs, Who cares if its all steroids, I know I've got respects.
And all my babes - they love it, They love my swag and flair, Ok, they don't like side-hoes, But they know they have to share.
So yeah, I am the greatest, I am the peak of man, And yeah, I am a gym bro, And I... ...don't give a damn.