Me, sir? Scam you, sir? No, sir. I'm just a salesman, sir, Here, sir, Look, sir, All my papers in order, sir.
That, sir? That's a smudge, sir. I'm telling you, That stamp is real. Yes, sir, No, sir, We've got a bargain today.
You'd be a fool, sir, To miss out! Sir. I insist, Just sign here. And here, sir. You won't regret it, sir.
Thank you, You're a wise man, sir. Oh, and one last thing, sir, That pen I lent you. Comes with a charge, sir. Seventy quid, sir. It's in the small print.