compiled by Profe Steve I did not write these. They are quotes by one of the strangest men who ever played baseball, Yogi Berra. He definitely had a way with words. ^-.-^
To fit today's prompt: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
I will dispense with the quotation marks from here on. They are all quotes. :) It ain’t over till it’s over.
It’s like déjà vu all over again.
No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
It gets late early out here.
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
And my personal favorite: I never said most of the things I said.
I actually did a short story with this theme a year or so ago. I will put the link in the comments. ^-.-^